Aug

How I Met Your Mother: Season 5 Spoilers

By admin

September 21 marks the return of How I Met Your Mother season 5 and so far, we’ve only heard a few vague hints on what’s in store for the new season. Fear not, there are still some pretty juicy spoilers lurking around the internet and you can learn more about it after the jump.

Take note, however, that these spoilers are not confirmed by the network and are just rumors or speculations at this point so read at your own risk.

Episode 5.1 “Definitions”
Airdate: September 21, 2009

The season premiere kicks off with a panicky Ted, who is about to face his first college class so he decides he must maintain control of his students by releasing his “inner douche.” Unfortunately, this approach backfires miserably. Meanwhile, there’s a pretty girl in Ted’s architecture class who appears in Ted’s nightmare, mocking him and questioning his credentials. In class, however, she comes across as a perfectly polite young woman who is just trying to give Ted a head’s up that he’s making a fool out of himself though he’s not listening.

Additionally, there are other college students who are featured in Ted’s nightmare where they rudely confront their new professor, questioning his abilities and his intelligence. One student, on the other hand, is confused when Ted fires a question at him about architecture when he’s actually in an economic class. Subsequently, one of the veteran college economics professor clues Ted in on the fact that he’s been lecturing the wrong class in the wrong classroom. But it gets worse: Ted’s architecture student informs him that his blunder has already made the rounds on YouTube.

As for Robin and Barney, they resist their friends’ pressure that they should have “the talk” about their relationship.

Episode 5.02 “Double Date“
Airdate: September 28, 2009

During a blind date, Ted and Jen realize they’ve met before — on the exact same blind date seven years ago. They try to go back over what happened since they met and correct each other’s mistakes in an effort to change the outcome of the current evening.

Meanwhile, Marshall has fantasy sequence in which an attractive delivery woman, who smiles at him in real life, appears in a fantasy wearing a much sluttier outfit and making out with him. Moreover, a female preacher resides over Lily’s funeral and orders a tearful Marshall to get some from the sexy delivery woman. Also in Marshall’s dream, a solemn doctor gives Marshall and Lily some dire news about her hiccups.

Another How I Met Your Mother spoiler for this episode revolves around a cocktail waitress at a strip club who mistakes Lily for a stripper named Jasmine.